"mum" I'm hungry, "what is for breakfast?" says 9 year old son
"Well, mummy made cookies but they didn't work out
"But I'm starving, didn't you go shopping this week?"
"Oh yes, I forgot, there is a fridge full of apples, celery and spinach leaves........help yourself" "ooh, and lots of nuts in the cupboard"
"Can't I have Weetbix?"
"Weetbix doesn't classify as raw dear, so sorry but no!"
"What was that you were making this morning mum?"
"I made a lovely lot of dehydrated crackers, They won't be ready till 2.00am tomorrow morning so you are all going to have to live on fruit and veg today........oh, and nuts!"
"Mum, can we go back to unhealthy eating please?"